birds you didn't know about.

The Wazzock is plagued by deep vein thrombosis, which prevents it from taking long haul flights. 

Instead, the Wazzock just stands about on its swollen leg sticks, which are operated by some sort of hydraulic piston system that leaks oil everywhere.
It often gets its head stuck because it forgets how big its body is.

It hasn't got a clue which way it's facing, and doesn't know how to make noise. As you can see, it is continuously drunk.