Nearly not a bird anymore.

Flappy Janet crouches- invisible thanks to her camouflage, and waits for her moment to strike.

TAH_DAH!!!!

"HERE I AM!!!! HELLO!!!"

Janet just loves saying hello to people- and every day she waits to see who comes along. it's always the same few people, but she doesn't know that. She loses focus- as you can see, her head is always slightly blurry- and she greets everyone anew with enthusiastic flamboyance .

She talks to the hand, and then bounds away- she's suddenly remembered she left the gas on.

She hasn't. Her cooker is electric. Fan assisted.